1. smartyns:

    clavid:

    PARKOUR PARKOUR

    I WANT 10 OF THEM FOR CHRISTMAS

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    jongotsoul:

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    unmentioned-souls:

    daw-n:

    skip to 0:57 and watch the girl in green

    i

    cant

    breathe

    lord find me a friend who will do this with me. 

    Hahaha :57 I’m so done

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Not a single fuck was given LOL 

    Yolo

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    1. mom: *calls my name*
    2. me: what
    3. mom:
    4. me: what
    5. mom:
    6. me: what
    7. mom:
    8. me: what
    9. mom: *yells my name*
    10. me: what
    11. mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
     

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    How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

    1. *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
    2. Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
    3. Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
    4. Man: I never filled out an application.
    5. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
    6. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
    7. Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
    8. Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
    9. Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
    10. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
    11. Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
    12. Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
    13. Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
    14. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
    15. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
    16. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
    17. Employee:
    18. Man:
    19. Employee:
    20. Man: Fuck you, slut.
     

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